What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

This isn't going to, hurt.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

But this is not

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Innocent before proven guilty

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like religions.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?